Wargames (1983)

Wargames is a movie for the age of “Star Wars,” and by Star Wars, I’m referring to Ronald Reagan’s Strategic Defense Initiative. Because, despite detente, these are still the days of the Cold War, mutually assured destruction, and the threat of nuclear holocaust. Warm and fuzzy topics to be sure.

But isn’t this the beauty of movies from the ’80s? They can be packaged in such a way that’s entertaining, somewhat ridiculous, and generally cathartic. Somehow, it seems like there is a greater license for the suspension of disbelief. Wargames could be a certain type of movie that’s easy to place. We’re introduced to a NORAD control center with a brain trust of government employees who keep the country protected alongside gruff cigar-chomping military types.

One of their great assets is technology. Namely, the WOPR, a supercomputer using game theory to calculate all possible outcomes of a WWIII, should we ever come to such a crisis.

However, we also meet David Lightman (Matthew Broderick). He’s seemingly your average Seattle high school student. Unmotivated but intelligent. Broderick plays him as a bit of a likable smart-aleck who also happens to be a video game and technological whizz.

When he’s not in the arcade or goofing off in class, he’s holed up in his bedroom. His love interest is obvious. Peer pressure or crossing social cliques is never an issue in this picture, and they form a relaxed rapport from the outset. Ally Sheedy is your quintessential giggly All-American teenager (Pre-Breakfast Club). She’s lovey-dovey with the family dog and comes jogging past the home in her gym attire to pay a visit.

With a certain boyish bravado to impress a girl, David gets into the school computer and proceeds to change both their failing grades. Jennifer has some amount of personal conscience, but not enough to be a killjoy.  Anyway, these escapades feel relatively mundane given the world we find ourselves in.

To this point, it also sounds like we’re talking about two entirely different movies: one concerned with world affairs and another a lot more juvenile in scale. Where can these worlds collide?  It’s all too obvious.

You can see how it’s a jumping-off point for the troublemaking charisma of Ferris Bueller that seems to come so easily for Broderick. Instead of a day on the town, his prowess winds up helping him unwittingly break into the government’s defense program.

It turns into a rather illuminating exploration of contemporary technology like computers (green text on a black screen),  library index systems, and newspaper microfilm readers, all tools of the trade for those trying to find any form of information, well before the proliferation of Google and the interwebs. For those with shorter lifespans or attention spans, it’s a reminder of where we’ve been before.

Sure enough, he gets into the program thinking he’s playing a game simulation called thermonuclear warfare, and it is a simulation, one that the computer “Joshua” believes to be real. David pretty much triggers a shot heard around the world.

We get establishing shots of the Emerald City, and later, David is being tracked down by FBI agents. Forget about Sleepless and Seattle. I’ll never think about the city the same way again after War Games. It’s crazy, cathartic, compelling — all of these things — blending the current events with all the facets of what we think of the 1980s coming of age genre.

Why do they leave him unattended in an office with a computer? You could name any number of other reservations with the plot, but then this is a movie with a whole premise based on a teenager who disrupts the United States government’s defense mechanisms. Any of these passing captious nitpicks misses the entire point.

In the era celebrating heroes like MacGyver, there’s something to be said for independent know-how when Google couldn’t answer all your questions, and it’s possible to use your superior intellect to solve seemingly life-or-death situations.

It’s hardly a narrative criticism when they meet an eccentric genius (John Wood) living in obscurity with a clouded past and an infatuation for dinosaurs. He’s living on a remote island under a presumed name. He’s become jaded by the world, and for whatever reason, he believes extinction is just a part of the natural order of things. Add it to all of the film’s other nerdy stereotypes.

Likewise, a game of tic-tac-toe was never so important. Every clock imaginable is counting down. They’re on the hotline with the president, jets are preparing to meet the enemy, and they have open lines of communication with bases all across the continent. And then the game is up, and all the screens burst into fireworks. What do they tell us? “Joshua” has concluded rather succinctly: No one wins in nuclear war. The message couldn’t be any clearer.

So David gets the girl and saves the world from imminent destruction. It sounds like the synopsis to a really bad movie. Believe it or not, I found Wargames rather refreshing. It isn’t imbued with a great deal of social significance, nor does it take itself too seriously, but it has a dose of ’80s-era charm, of Spielberg or Hughes, giving it a sense of good fun and developing an experience we can enjoy and be a part of. There’s also a message.

I’m usually quite hard on the ’80s from a film perspective, but the decade certainly has its share of perks. You only miss something like Wargames when you don’t see it being made anymore. It seems right to say it. They don’t make movies like they used to.

4/5 Stars

Review: Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986)

de119-ferris1What’s the dream of every high school student? A school day on the town with their friends of course. In other words, the fantasy is Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. It’s utterly ludicrous but that’s part of the charm because it is such a fun romp that we forgive it for any flaws it may have.

Ferris (Matthew Broderick) is a charismatic and clever slacker who constantly breaks the fourth wall while hatching elaborate plots to get out of school and pull one over on his parents. He’s continuously pulling fast ones the whole day long and loving every minute of it. Including fake symptoms, dummies, voice recordings, and sound effects. A school-wide collection for the Save Ferris Campaign is passed around due to his illness.

In case you did not catch on yet this is a caricature of the high school life, far from reality, but that does not make it any less enjoyable. In John Hughes high school world there are stuffy and monotone teachers, a sadistic principal bent on catching Ferris red-handed, and a squeaky-voiced secretary a little behind the times. Most importantly of all, Ferris seems to have the world on a string, and his best friend and girl are right beside him to enjoy it all. Not even his sister or Mr. Rooney can thwart his fun, no matter how hard they may try.

Cameron (Alan Ruck) has a knack for the authoritative voices, sports a Red Wings Hockey jersey, and gets pulled into every one of Bueller’s schemes. He takes a lot of grief. Going so far as letting Ferris take out his father’s precious red Ferrari. As it turns out he has a very loud scream as well. Ferris does however, help him gain a little self-respect. Sloan (Mia Sara) is the cool brunette who readily takes part in the day. She’s future wife material but that’s a topic for a different time. On his part Mr. Rooney spends the afternoon getting berated, pummeled, ticketed, and chased all over the neighborhood. All in the name of catching Ferris Bueller in his lie.

The epic day off in the Windy City includes all of the following:
A trek to the observation deck of the formerly named Sears Tower (The tallest building in the world at the time). A pitstop at a ritzy restaurant for one Abe Froman, followed by a Cubs game at Wrigley Field. Art History lovers will be ogling and drooling during a montage where Cameron famously stares intently at Seurat’s work in pointillism. Then, of course, there is the Von Steuben’s Day Parade with perhaps the most famous lip-sync of all time. How I love “Twist and Shout.”

It’s not all great however, with Cameron running into problems with his dad’s car, and it must all come to an end eventually. Ferris shares one last parting kiss with Sloan and the race is on to get back home before he is found out. That’s when a little more luck comes into play. Not to mention a superhuman leap and some sisterly love.

Don’t think less of me but I am not a big fan of The Breakfast Club or Fast Times at Ridgemont High, two 80s teen classics. However, I cannot help but like a Day Off. Matthew Broderick is tremendously memorable, and the sequences in Chicago make for an equally thrilling ride. This might not be a great film, but it certainly has many returning for a second helping and maybe thirds and fourths. Who wouldn’t with a day like that? It’s like a sightseeing tour for the viewer with a little comedy and good old fashioned friendship sprinkled in. A real treat.

4/5 Stars

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986)

Starring Mathew Broderick, this is the ultimate teen comedy from John Hughes is about a guy who has a day on the town with his friends. Using his wits, the teen idol Ferris Bueller gets out of school bringing his friend Cameron and his girlfriend Sloan along for the ride in a red Ferrari. They make stops all throughout Chicago at Wrigley Field, The Sears Tower, The Art Institute of Chicago, and of course the Von Steuben Day Parade. Over the course of the day, the Dean of Students Mr. Rooney goes looking for them as well as Bueller’s sister. Despite some problems with the Ferrari and trying to get home undetected, Ferris returns from his adventure without his parents being any the wiser. This film has it’s share of memorable moments and Ferris often breaking the fourth wall is a unique touch.

4/5 Stars